Body length6 tenths m
11.1Golf tees
1.2Tree stump diameters
About 60 cm; roughly the size of a house cat
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The three-toed sloth (Bradypus) moves so slowly that algae grows on its fur, providing camouflage and a tiny portable ecosystem. It sleeps 15-20 hours per day and moves at a top speed of about 0.06 m/s. Its metabolic rate is about 40-45% of what would be expected for its body size. Sloths descend from the trees once a week to defecate, which is the most dangerous thing they do.
About 60 cm; roughly the size of a house cat
About 4 kg
About 0.2 km/h; a snail is only 3x slower
10 cm claws for gripping branches
About 18 hours per day
Can rotate head 270 degrees thanks to extra vertebrae
Extremely low metabolic rate