American cockroach, about 35-40 mm

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Cockroach
The ultimate survivor that has outlasted the dinosaurs/Insects & Arachnids
Cockroaches have been around for roughly 300 million years, making them older than dinosaurs by a comfortable margin. The common American cockroach can survive a week without its head, hold its breath for 40 minutes, and sprint at 1.5 meters per second, which is the insect equivalent of about 330 km/h scaled to human size. They can eat almost anything including glue, soap, and other cockroaches, which is both impressive and deeply unpleasant.
Measurements
Body length4 hundredths m
571Human hairs
16.7 millionthsNASCAR ovals
Body mass1 thousandths kg
4 tenthsUS pennies
1 thousandthsPineapples
About 1 gram
Running speed1.5 m/s
4.55Crawling babies
4.8 hundredthsCheetahs
5 billionthsLight speeds
About 5.4 km/h
Survival without head604,800 s
28,800Mammal pees
192Microcenturies
About one week
Breath-holding time2,400 s
1.33Pizza deliveries
4,800Sneeze durations
300Toddler attention spans
Up to 40 minutes
Species age9.5 quadrillion s
315 trillionPrinter warm-up cycles
105 trillionRed lights
About 300 million years
Compression survival force9 N
6Bubble wrap pops
1.1 hundredthsDraft horses
18Finger taps
Can survive 900 times its body weight in compression