Average pepper mass7 thousandths kg
2.8 millionthsPickup trucks
156 millionthsGrocery carts
About 7 grams per pepper
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2.2 million Scoville units of pure regret/Food & Drinks
The Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for hottest pepper at an average of 1.64 million Scoville Heat Units, with individual specimens reaching 2.2 million SHU. It was bred by Ed Currie of PuckerButt Pepper Company in South Carolina. Eating one raw has been described as 'licking the surface of the sun,' which is unfair to the sun, since the sun is only 5,778 K.
About 7 grams per pepper
Roughly 5 cm with the signature scorpion tail
About 3.5 cm at the widest point
About 0.28 kcal per pepper; the pain is free
Metaphorical - 2.2M SHU; actual surface of the sun is 5,778 K
Roughly 150 mg of capsaicin per pepper